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Listening to Jean Shepherd

For the better part of this year, I have been listening to the Brass Figlagee, a podcast which airs old Jean Shepherd radio shows. These are recordings that date back to the mid-50s, but mostly are from the 1960s, when he was with WOR.

Growing up in central New Jersey, our family would listen to his show on our way back from visiting my Grandmother and Grandfather in Westbury, NY. We named two of our dogs after characters in his stories: Schwartz and Flick.

In high school I would listen to him every evening from 9:15 until 10:00. In the spring, my school buddies and I would see him perform at Princeton University, at Alexander Hall. Great days!

By Craig at 11/07/2006 - 4:39pm | Podcast Reviews | Short Pieces | login to post comments | read more

On Creating the Lottie Swanson Web Site...

MIT Puzzle Hunt Etch-A-Sketch Puzzle




Etch-A-Sketch Puzzle - Length: 6:24

The MIT Mystery Puzzle Hunt takes place every year on Martin Luther King, Jr. Weekend. Teams solve puzzles which lead them to more puzzles. The team that gets to the end first wins - which means that they get to write the puzzles for the next year.

My friend Francis Heaney was on the winning team in 2002, so he was on the hook for coming up with puzzles for the 2003 Mystery Puzzle Hunt.

By Craig at 11/06/2005 - 11:48pm | Etch-A-Sketch | Etch-A-Sketch | Videos | Short Pieces | login to post comments | read more

Horse Race on a Bus

Here's a parlor game that we played on the bus on our way to Camden Yards to watch the Red Sox play the Orioles. (see Red Sox vs. Orioles - Sept. 25, 2005.) It was invented by Jack Crowley.

By Craig at 09/28/2005 - 9:48pm | Parlor Games | Short Pieces | login to post comments | read more

Pi

By Craig at 08/19/2005 - 10:33am | QA - Mathematics | Memorized Stuff | Short Pieces | login to post comments | read more

United States (in progress)

By Craig at 08/16/2005 - 3:19pm | E - America (General), United States | Memorized Stuff | Short Pieces | login to post comments | read more

The Feinaigler Memory System

U.S. Presidents

By Craig at 07/29/2005 - 10:50pm | Memorized Stuff | Short Pieces | login to post comments | read more

All Cartoons Added - Whew!

Whew! I now have all 80 cartoons of mine on the Web site. Wow, that took a whole bunch of time and energy. I am so happy. I now feel that I can start adding new content. I now feel that my site is now past where my old sites used to be.

I still have to put in the labels for each of the categories I've provided, and then I want to work on the memory section, and then I want to...

By Craig at 07/24/2005 - 10:08pm | Web site | Short Pieces | Craig's blog | login to post comments

Maharaja...


Being that 2002 is the year of the palindrome, I will dedicate my first column of the year to this fascinating word trait. (Yes, we had a palindromic year only 11 years ago, but the previous nine were each 110 years apart, as will be the next nine.)

A palindrome is a word or phrase that reads the same backwards and forwards. It derives its name from the Greek, palin dromo, meaning "to run back again."

Traditionally, the recipient of the first palindrome was, appropriately enough, Eve, where Adam introduced himself with "Madam, I’m Adam." We must reject this anecdote, however, on the grounds that there were no witnesses to corraborate it.

The first verifiable palindrome is attributed to the Greek poet Sotades in the 3rd century B.C. According to legend, he accidently bumped the refrigerator, knocking his son’s magnetic letters onto the floor. As he went to pick them up he noticed that they spelled out the first palindromic phrase: NIYONANOMHMATAMHMNANOYIN, which translates to "You’ got chocolate in my peanut butter - You got peanut butter my chocolate." He was so excited about this new discovery, that he ran naked through the city streets shouting, "Wow!" Unfortunately, since neither chocolate nor peanut butter would be discovered for several centuries, the phrase was generally dismissed as nonsense.

Undisputedly, the most influential palindrome is "A man, a plan, a canal - Panama." It was written by Leigh Mercer in the late 19th century. At the time he penned it, there was neither a Panama Canal, nor a Panama Canal plan. In fact, there was not even a man with a plan. So, not wanting his new phrase to share the same fate as Sodates’, Mercer went to work. He lobbied Congress extensively to fund the great engineering feat. He also selected ex-president Theodore Roosevelt to be the "Man." This, it turned out, was not as easy as Mercer had thought. According to Roosevelt’s recent biography, "Nervous Rex," the former president was reticent about spearheading the canal endeavor. Eager to retain a good post-presidency image, he was certain to be aware of the anger that the previously constructed Albany-to-Buffalo canal had provoked. This was known as "Erie Ire," and Roosevelt wanted none of that associated with his name. But Mercer was relentless. After he failed to convince Roosevelt of the utiliarian merits of the canal, he finally revealed his legacy-building palindrome. This greatly appealed to Roosevelt’s verbal aesthetic. He immediately flew down to Panama where he oversaw the project and lived on a strict diet of wet stew, lion oil and an assortment of stressed desserts.

By Craig at 07/24/2005 - 8:25pm | Food | Locations | Pen & Ink | Perspicuity Cartoons/Essays | Short Pieces | login to post comments | read more
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